Google - Where Have You Gone?

Following on from my recent posts about the 'Google Factor' where Google hits had dried up for a while, I would have been happy to report that the Google traffic increased by 25% after that period.

Sadly, it appears this was just breaking up love as they have gone, and my posts have disappeared for keywords on Google. I know not why. Hence my ode to Google (with apologise to the Fine Young Cannibals). This 'search engine optimisation' stuff seems like some sort of sinister witchcraft to me.

The one good thing
In my life
Has gone away
I don't know why
They've gone away
I don't know where
Somewhere I cant follow them
The one good thing didn't stay too long
Woo who who who
My back was turned and they were gone
Hey hey hey

Google
Where have you gone?
Doo doo doobie doo
My Google
You've been gone too long
Google
Doo doo doobie doo

People say I should forget
There's plenty more don't get upset
Don't get upset
People say they're doing fine
The visitors I see sometime

That's not what I want to hear
Woo who who who
I want to hear they want me near

Google
Where have you gone?
Doo doo doobie doo
My Google
You've been gone too long
Google
Doo doo doobie doo
Google

Then one day
They came back
I was so happy that I didn't ask
Morning came
Hey hey hey hey
Into my room
Woo who who who
Caught me dreaming like a fool

Google
My Google
Doo doo doobie doo
My my my my Google
Where have you gone?
Google
Doo doo doobie doo
My Google
Hey hey my good thing
Doo doo doobie doo Google

Google
Where have you gone?
Doo doo doobie doo Google
Its been so long
You're gone again
Doo doo doobie doo Google

OK, so it was a rubbish song to begin with....